dua tiga ayam berlari, penatlah kejar ayyyam ni…

saja je letak kat depan buku ‘Himpunan Hadis Pilihan: Kiamat Semakin Dekat’

OBVIOUSLY bukan aku punya…

aku masih lagi ‘arif’!

aku dah menang dua Oscar!!!what do YOU have???

(tapi masih tinggal dekat hostel wtf!)

(tolong beri perhatian kepada baju 5SC1 2007 from Ideal Heights!) (kebanggan sejagat kot!)

excuse the bed-ragged hair

aiskrim roti, check. remote-control-car circuit, check. KLCC view, check.

aiskrim roti…

doncha just miss aiskrim roti…or even the aiskrim in the ‘classic’ airy cones???

i remember thinking that this was sooo expensive back in the days…

(actually I still think that it’s expensive at 2 ringgit wtf!)

it was a really beautiful day…

not (that) hot at all…

and my t-shirt matches the atmosphere perfectly…

ceriaaa je…

bubbles reminds me of TJ and friends…

missing them…and gonna miss them more profoundly soon…

gasoline cafe…(in one of the private room/cabana)

I love the comic book strips designed on the tables…I love the private atmosphere…the japanese-style seating…food was fine…music was atrocious…

street act

I wanted to take a picture with him, but I was afraid of seeming ‘jakun’, ‘kepohci’, ‘kampung’ dan everything yang sewaktu dengannya…

OBVIOUSLY bukan aku punya!!!

since this is suppose to be a ‘nature’ post, I decided to take a picture with the frog…

(the frog is considered ‘nature’ regardless of whether it’s breathing or not!)

malnourished birds which do nothing besides looking at us looking at them…

entah apa ntah…

aku buat muka bitchy kang!!!

I specifically told Aisya to make me look as kampung as possible…(kan aisya???)

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FAILED!

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nampak macam orang bandar tak pernah tengok ikan liar adalah…

in just a couple of months…we’re gonna experience

the real deal!!!

oh sooo excited!!!

maybe I should get myself a dSLR…hmmm…

or maybe…

U should get myself a dSLR…

I janji belanja makan!!!

(tapi nasi goreng student kat seksyen3 sudeh!)

they look fake at first…but, they’re really real!!!

arif the pornstar.

aishah B. the nature lover.

aziz the penyepak kucing!

aziz pretending to be rabbit’s shit…

(although he doesn’t have to pretend to be shitty!)

bahagiaaa je…

mata pandang tempat betul! please!

ingat tuhan !!!

I think this is about all of us…

Chicago09…I LOVE YOU!!!

(zafree pun termasuk jugak wtf!)

Bukit Cerakah would be sooo much better if it were well-maintained…but with this view, I honestly can’t complain much…

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doncha think the part of the shrubs which is facing the lake looks like…

a penis with one ball???

and that two trees besides it are pubic hairs???

owh well, maybe it’s just me…

the boysss!

not fair!!! my face is covered!

arif says: “teringat zaman2 tinggal kat kampung dulu2”

(padahal tak pernah tinggal kat kampung pon…)

minta maaf tapi zafree nampak macam pole-dancing…

kesian aisya…

and…ada orang nampak macam monyet…

ataupun ada monyet nampak macam orang…

(pilih mana satu yang memberi satisfaksi kepada anda)

again…kesian aisya…

(entah2 dia suka!)

kenapa aku menonggekkan bontotku??? jangan tanya…

adakah nazwan men***** bontotku??? again, jangan tanya…

adakah fakhrul sedang bergembira tengok bontot zafree??? iyaa!!!

adakah yasmin tutup hidung (sambil senyum) sebab aku nampak macam nak kentut??? mungkin…

adakah semua orang nampak macam nak mati sebab aku kentut??? ada kemungkinan yang agak tinggi…

ouuuuu…ada orang dah pandai posing guna mata nampaaak…

aku pun taktau apa zul tengah buat...

posing pegang-anting-anting???

nazwan dengan aziz sumpah posing im-so-hot…

i wonder where they get their inspiration from???hmmm…

it’s ok…kalau nak tengok alat sulit takpe…tapi pastikan ayahmu tidak monitor di belakang…

(malang tidak berbau,ayahku selalu monitor di belakangku, jadi susah nak tengok alat sulit DavidBeckham diri sendiri…)

sejak dua menjak i datang Intec ni, asik2 kena rogol…

(tapi masih bergetah…)

(jangan risau Brad Pitt! aku masih menyimpan diri untukmu!)

and seperti biasa…fakhrul wajib buat posing im-sooo-comel

setelah boring posing pegang-anting-anting…

zul buat posing senyuman-gadis-melayu-terakhir pula…

jealous aku…

adakah zul membuat posing kayuh-basikal-imaginasi???

jealous aku…zul amat kreatif!!!

AisyaA posing tutup lemak perut…

Arif berogolan lagi!!!

sudah pasti aziz mencapai orgasma!!!

tengoklah sapa yang rogol!!!

bersurai…

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saya rindu bag barbie Aisya…

eh eh belum bersurai lagi…

posing bunga-api…

trademark nazwan…

budak yang muka macam ulama’

tapi perangai macam p***mak!

minta maaf nazwan…tapi ini terlalu kelakar…dan terlalu fakta!

wajib tangkap gambar kat tangga untuk Facebook sebelum bersurai…

(alasan yang diberi untuk tidak menyambung exercise)

bekerja keras untuk endorphins…

apsal semua orang terkejut arnab beruk nih???

obviously, an outing would never be complete without a green bag…

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you know how I told everyone that I’m gonna stop shopping???(for the 9872th time)

well, I lied…

babi!